Excuse My French

Flamands

3 bedrooms

3 bathrooms

From $7,500 P/W

A fresh, green oasis in Flamands

The name may be lighthearted, but the newly built villa Excuse My French (EMF) has a modernity and serenity that make it feel more like a spa-style retreat than a playful beach house. The luxury rental property in Flamands is surrounded by greenery, both around its outer walls and within its central courtyard. Although it lacks a sea view, its location puts it very close to Flamands Beach, as well as the Cheval Blanc hotel.

Excuse My French is an excellent home for a family holiday. On the main floor, there is a modern, open-plan kitchen and a living area that can be fully air-conditioned or opened up on two sides to allow the island breezes to waft through and to accentuate the feeling of connection with nature. Outside, the terrace, open-air dining room, and swimming pool are surrounded by palm trees and dark stone walls.

The primary bedroom is to one side this main space and occupies a private pavilion that is accessible via a spiral staircase. This room has a European king-size bed, a full ensuite bathroom, and a large private terrace.

Inside, in the main structures, the two additional bedrooms are upstairs and reached by an internal staircase. Each has a European king-size bed and an ensuite bathroom with a shower, and sink, but they share a toilet in the corridor between the two rooms. Both overlook the internal courtyard and share a terrace.

Sibarth Bespoke Villa Rentals is proud to offer the luxury and tranquility of Excuse My French.

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Summer Season (2026)

Apr 15 – Dec 14, 2026

2 bedrooms$7,500 P/W
3 bedrooms$8,500 P/W

Holiday Season (2026)

3 bedrooms$25,000 P/W

High Season (2027)

Dec 15, 2026 – Apr 14, 2027

2 bedrooms$10,000 P/W
3 bedrooms$12,500 P/W

Summer Season (2027)

Apr 15 – Dec 14, 2027

2 bedrooms$7,500 P/W
3 bedrooms$8,500 P/W

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Rate doesn’t include 5% tourism tax and 10% service fee.

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Concierge services

Every booking includes a dedicated concierge; your on-island insider before and during your stay. From dinner reservations to yoga at sunrise, we’ll do our best to arrange it.

Travel support

From arrival to departure, we’re here to guide you. From your first steps on the island to your final farewell, we’ll take care of the details.

Welcome gift

When you book directly with us, each villa is prepared with a thoughtful welcome gift. Wine, snacks, and a few extra touches to begin your stay the right way: laid back.

Daily housekeeping

Our daily housekeeping service keeps your villa fresh and tidy, leaving you free to swim, explore, relax, and truly switch off. Provided every day except Sundays and holidays.